Rosemary Verri Humorist

Rosemary Verri Humorist

Rosemary Verri Humorist

Rosemary Verri Humorist

Rosemary Verri Humorist

Rosemary Verri Humorist

Rosemary Verri Humorist

Rosemary Verri Humorist

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Insanity is my
only means
of relaxation
To save time,
let's assume
I know everything
A closed mouth
gathers no feet!
I barely survived yesterday and now it's already today
"He who laughs... lasts " I'm out of estrogen
and
I've got a gun
Don't treat me any
differently than you would
the Queen!
 I may be FAT
but you're UGLY
and I can diet
I always wanted to
be somebody but I should have been more specific.
I'M TOO BLESSED
TO BE STRESSED
I'm lost.
If I return before
I get back,
please have me wait
If God wanted me to
touch my toes,
He would have put them
on my knees.
Smile! People will wonder what you're up to. Don't
postpone
Joy
"What if the
Hokey-Pokey is
what it's all about"
NO
WHINING
I'm just doing this job
to keep myself busy
between films!
I'm still hot --
it just comes
in flashes now.
When you reach
the end of
your rope hang on!
Sex is the most fun
you can have
without laughing
My mind not only
wanders sometimes it
leaves completely
If all is not lost
where is it?
Just when I was getting
used to yesterday,
along came today
Youth is a gift of nature.
Age is a work of art.
Squint when you
approach lest my beauty
blind you!
Sometimes I think
I understand everything.
Then I regain
consciousness!
I'm in shape!
Round is a shape.
I live in my own little world.
But it's OK,
they know me here.

 

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